wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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