he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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