her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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