I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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