what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
