oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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