If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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