omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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