i think my mom watched the whole time
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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