So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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