Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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