I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize