when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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