actually, I'm a sock model
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I supernannyed him into submission
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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