I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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