So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
