well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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