There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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