you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Watching her eat just hurts me
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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