it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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