Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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