i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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