if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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