Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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