I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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