Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
now i know why i became what i already was.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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