Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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