I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
All the doctor said was why
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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