just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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