Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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