Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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