It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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