I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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