he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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