I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
