But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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