She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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