Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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