Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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