I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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