To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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