addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
