fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Randomize