my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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