he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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