you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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