Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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