So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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