so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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