If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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