i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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