plz talk dirty to me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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