Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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