im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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