all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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