so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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