There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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